Fred's writing book!

BookwormProductions · #1 01-16-2008, 07:34 PM

Just heard this over the news via my tooth fillings. The details are as follows.

The book is titled "Being Special Fred: How I overcame retardation and became a somewhat successful politician and actor.". It features a popup book format and includes a introduction written by George Bush Jr.

Here is a short excerpt from the introduction

Quote:

When I was,
A boy of ten
I had a very best friend

Fred was kind
with good intent
but just a little different

Oooh, Special Fred
mama dropped him on his head
now he's not so bright instead
he's a little bit special
just a little bit

We'd play tag
and he'd get hurt
I'd play a soldier
he'd eat dirt

I liked math,
and spelling bees
fred liked talking to a tree

ooh special Fred
Mama dropped him on his head
now she keeps him in the shed
cuz he's a little bit special
just a little bit

I ran track,
hung out at malls
fred ran headfirst
into walls

The book will be published by Faux news publishing co. According to faux news FredHeads have already pre-ordered 5,000 copies. I'm pre-ordering mine tomorrow.

TeenageRepublican · #2 01-16-2008, 10:16 PM

Cool!

Ron Paul's also coming out with a book called: "Coming Out Of The Closet: The True Love Story Between Larry Craig and Ron Paul".

Oh, and nice try, troll...

Secret Agentman · #3 01-16-2008, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenageRepublican

Cool!

Ron Paul's also coming out with a book called: "Coming Out Of The Closet: The True Love Story Between Larry Craig and Ron Paul".

Oh, and nice try, troll...

Don't fucking meantion R** P*** anymore. He doesn't exist and you know that.

TeenageRepublican · #4 01-16-2008, 10:28 PM

Then who streaked through the GOP debate screaming "RON PAUL! RON PAUL! RON PAUL!"?

fiffa46 · #5 01-16-2008, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Don't fucking meantion R** P*** anymore. He doesn't exist and you know that.

That's right Secret Agent. Ban him now. I can just smell the Ron Paul love of his like a fart in a car.

TeenageRepublican · #6 01-17-2008, 12:44 AM

^^^
I don't care who ya are, that was funny!

fiffa46 · #7 01-17-2008, 08:13 AM

Then my work here is done.

Ted Kaczynski · #8 01-19-2008, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenageRepublican

Cool!

Ron Paul's also coming out with a book called: "Coming Out Of The Closet: The True Love Story Between Larry Craig and Ron Paul".

Oh, and nice try, troll...

That might be a book I'm interested in, if you know what I mean.

Monica Lewinsky · #9 01-19-2008, 01:51 AM

I've pre-ordered my book! I can't wait!